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Family dinner later today. I'm not looking forward to it. There will be the inevitable "Do you have a boyfriend yet?"-questioning, and my aunt will continue her latest tradition of telling me I look like Amy Winehouse. WHAT? NO I DON'T. SRSLY. AND IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A COMPLIMENT?

I've taken to answering the BF-questions with "No. Nobody wants me.", but they just think that's insanely funny. I... WHAT?

And then my grandmother, who can barely see anymore, will tell me I've a fat ass. YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE MY ASS. IT MIGHT NOT BE FAT ANYMORE. OKAY IT IS, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. SHUT UP.

You see why I like being home alone?

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daybreak25
Dec. 25th, 2008 05:18 pm (UTC)
what the hell. you don't look a damn thing like amy winehouse. you're too pretty for that. ♥________♥
utterbasketcase
Dec. 25th, 2008 10:28 pm (UTC)
o.O Thank you! ♥
starry_eyed_85
Dec. 25th, 2008 07:36 pm (UTC)
Well, at least they find you funny. ^_- lol. And they laugh because they find it insane to think nobody would want you! you just need to find him... or wait for him to find you.

Though, I think your family must all have visual impairments! You're NOT fat and you look NOTHING like Ms Winehouse!

*Huggles*
utterbasketcase
Dec. 25th, 2008 10:31 pm (UTC)
Dude, seriously. I'm crazy, I'm childish, I honestly don't think I'm very attractive, and I'm a social phobic. People aren't exactly lining up for me here. *shrugs* I'd be more okay with it if my family didn't constantly hassle me about it.

Also, my face might not look too fat, but my body really is. :(

*huggles back*
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