Family dinner later today. I'm not looking forward to it. There will be the inevitable "Do you have a boyfriend yet?"-questioning, and my aunt will continue her latest tradition of telling me I look like Amy Winehouse. WHAT? NO I DON'T. SRSLY. AND IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A COMPLIMENT?
I've taken to answering the BF-questions with "No. Nobody wants me.", but they just think that's insanely funny. I... WHAT?
And then my grandmother, who can barely see anymore, will tell me I've a fat ass. YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE MY ASS. IT MIGHT NOT BE FAT ANYMORE. OKAY IT IS, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. SHUT UP.
You see why I like being home alone?
I've taken to answering the BF-questions with "No. Nobody wants me.", but they just think that's insanely funny. I... WHAT?
And then my grandmother, who can barely see anymore, will tell me I've a fat ass. YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE MY ASS. IT MIGHT NOT BE FAT ANYMORE. OKAY IT IS, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. SHUT UP.
You see why I like being home alone?
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Though, I think your family must all have visual impairments! You're NOT fat and you look NOTHING like Ms Winehouse!
*Huggles*
Also, my face might not look too fat, but my body really is. :(
*huggles back*