March 10th, 2007

shrug

Things I learned last night

1. I'm still quite popular with drunken weirdoes.
2. You can still call me Wally.
3. The haircut seems to be a success. Well, that, or everyone's lying. Which is a distinct possibility.
4. It's easy to get rid of drunken weirdoes by telling them you don't speak the language.
5. Do not encourage the drunken weirdoes.
6. Do not mention food near eternally hungry Salems.
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