- 19:45:55: Just received a complimentary pack of toilet paper in celebration of the grocery store's fifth anniversary. ...Toilet paper?
- 19:48:01: @paulherbosch Yes, that's the idea. #iseewhatyoudidthere
- 21:58:30: Had to do a complete system reset on Spencer the Sassy Laptop. Thanks for screwing him up more instead of fixing him, Toshiba. #RAEG
- 22:20:42: And it hasn't helped at all. Great. This thing is just a year old! I can't afford a new one! #mylaptophatesme
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