Music:Deadboy & the Elephantmen - Stop, I'm Already Dead
Watch out! Behind you!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning could have been totally avoided if people didn't keep thinking "Ooooh! Let's insult/be rude to/annoy the psychotic/retarded/pissed off man with the meat cleaver/rifle/chainsaw! Good plan!"
Having said that, I have to admit that I do love bad horror movies. They're just so friggin' hilarious!