She was wet and I wanted to dry her off. Turns out you're not supposed to do that.
Kidding! I didn't actually microwave her. I was just imitating this urban legend for the picture challenge on FF. I'm weird like that.
At least it's less weird than the time I scanned my head because my camera broke and I wanted to show someone my new haircut.
Aren't you glad I'm going into therapy?
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