CGWSV = Creepy Guy With Squeaky Voice (And by "squeaky", I mean "sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium")
CGWSV: *sidles up to me* Hey! Do you live in Kortenberg?
BC: Uh, no, but I go to the clinic there.
CGWSV: *takes step back* Uh, 'cause, you know, you looked like, uh, the daughter of, uh, one of my colleagues! But, uh, I guess you're not her. So, bye! *Runs off*
Yep. I win at life.