Oi Oi, it's Salem. I had an ok day, demolished loads of stuff, mostly plants. Fucking hate plants. All green n shit. Anyway, after that we went to the movies, saw Bean 2. Was ok, I guess. Not as good as 300 though. Man, that movie's good. Men in tight underwear, wearing capes. It ain't getting better than that. Now I say goodnight to you all (if anyone reads this?).

Bye bye.

O...K...

So, anyway, that was Salem. Obviously.

He likes men in shiny leather panties. Don't ask me.

I mean, I've nothing against leather, shiny things, men, or panties, but just not all at the same time. It's just too much, I tell ya!

*Ahem* I'd better get some sleep. Night-night!