Okay, so I'm insane. That's pretty much a given. It's only when I do things like drive around in the dark in the pouring rain in freezing weather on my scooter for forty-five minutes, headed for someone who doesn't want to see me, to hand over about 50€ worth of presents, that I realise just how friggin' insane I am. And they're gonna set me loose on February 1st. Be afraid. Be very afraid.