You guys! I may possibly conceivably have an actual thing with Facebook Guy! (He could still skip town.) (It could happen!) (Don't look at me like that.) Bow down before me, for I am the almighty goddess of... um... having possible things with Facebook Guy? Yes, that. So bow down.
Also, MP3 player? Plz to stop draining the damn battery for no reason at all, kthxbai.