Okay, so since FG is going abroad for three months, I'm to take care of Dora the Explorer Kitty (his cat). I've succeeded in losing all track of her within the first five minutes of being alone with her. Go me?

I texted FG, but he said not to worry and she'll show up again. I don't think so. I've looked everywhere, and that fucking cat is NOWHERE.

I have LOST a CAT. I don't even know!

There are no open doors or windows, so I really don't know how she got out, but there have been magical cat incidents before, so nothing really surprises me anymore. :-/