So when he got back to Belgium, I tried to set up an appointment to drop off the cat. He backed out of three of those, and then he just started ignoring me. He didn't answer my texts, and he didn't pick up his phone when he recognized my number.
So after a few days, and a deadline about me giving the cat away if he didn't contact me, I got Salem to call him (He didn't recognize that number, so he actually picked up.) (SUCKER). Turns out he was afraid of the confrontation with me.
WHAT? I never actually yelled at him or anything! We'd talked on the phone after the break-up! Everything was fine!
Also, he didn't know why he was treating me this way. Oh, and he was in Egypt. IN EGYPT. WHAT? WHAT?
I finally get another Facebook message, in which he says that he didn't want to deal with finding someone else to take care of the cat, so he just ignored everything!
I sent a very polite (note: when I'm polite and all smiles, I'm probably very, very angry.) message back in which I explained that I was giving his cat to someone who would actually take care of it, permanently.
He replied he always trusted me to find someone good for his cat. WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
So last week I texted him to ask if he was back yet, and if we could talk (because, WHAT?). Turns out he's in Egypt until November. I... WHAT?
In conclusion: WHAT?